Young boy is playing with a deck of cards. Bratty younger brother comes
up to his mother and yells, crying, "Brother hit me with that hammer in
Older brother points to the deck of cards in his hand and says,
Mother turns to the younger boy, "Your brother says he has a deck of
cards in his hand, not a hammer. What are you talking about?"
Younger, bratty brother looks up at mommy with an angelic look in his
face and says, "How could I possibly accuse him of having a hammer?
Look, he has a deck of cards. It makes no sense for me to have said he
has a hammer when he clearly does not."